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Message to my darling husband

By Anonymous

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know
about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned
into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get
hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
 

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway,

I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent, but the pick up fortunately came to a halt

when it bumped into your car.
 

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you
will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my
sweetheart.
 

I am enclosing a picture for you.  I cannot wait to hold you in my arms
again.
 

Your loving wife.

 

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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